Friday 31 October 2014

bunti - ladkiya shadi k baad maang mai sindur kyu lagati hai?
pappu - ishse ladko ko pata chalta hai ki jis plot pe unki najar hai woh plot bik chuki hai..
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bunti- kya bible mai likha hai ki jo log cigret pite hai wo swarg jate hai?
pappu- nhi pr jo jitna jyada pita hai wo utni jaldi swarg jate hai..
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Pati Office Se Aaya Hi Tha
Ki Patni Ne Hukam Diya
Mere Maayke Se Bahut Log Aaye Hue Hai ,
Bazaar Jao Aur Unke Liye Kuch Lao.
Pati Turant Bahar Chla Gya Aur
10 Minute Baad Aakar Bola,
Mai Aap Logo Ke Liye Auto Le Aaya Hun.
Aap Log Chaliye Yahan Se.
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Boss office girl se: Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho
Girl: Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain
Boss: Aaj se tumhari pay band
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Patni - shrm nhi aati
2sri lady ko ghurr rhe ho
ab tum shadi shuda ho

pati - are aisa kaha
likha h ki upwas ho to
khane ka menu nhi padha
jata
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pappu- ap incometax deprtmnt mai kya krne aye hai?
bunti - mai to dekhne aya hu ki jink liye mai din raat kaam krta hu wo kaise hai..
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Wednesday 29 October 2014

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God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job, Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur usme
Dher sari ladkiya,

God :- Tathastu.

Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver hai...
Soch samajh k maango,bhagwan bhi smart hai........ 

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Very Funny Patiala Joke 

Proffeser said :- je koi ladka girls hostel gya ta 1 war
Rs. 100 fine, 2ji war 200 & 3ji war 500 fine lgna...

Punjabi Student boleya Sir ji PASS kine da banu. 

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Girls of 1990– “Agar tum mil jao zamana chor denge hum”
Girls of 2011– “Agra tum mil jao purana chor denge hum!”
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Wife Jokes

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor. : “Ye potty nahi halwa hai”
Biwi- “ek phone karlu??”
Doctor. “kyon?”
Biwi : “unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai…

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The Best Life Quotes

1.."Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

2.. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

3. When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

4. You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.
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Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

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Thursday 16 October 2014

Love Jokes

DAD: Whom you more like mamma or Papa..???
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Pappu: Both
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DAD: No, tell me 1 of them
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Pappu: both..
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DAD: if ur mumma go paris nd papa goes
america
where will u want 2 goen???
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Pappu: Paris
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DAD: It mean u like ur mom more..!!
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Pappu: No, paris is beautiful more than
america..!!
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DAD: if i go paris nd ur mumma goes america
then..???
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Pappu: America..!!
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DAD: why???
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Pappu: “paris to ghoom aaye na papa…!!!



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Boss Jokes

Dear Sir ,
Sending you this leave letter
I will not come as my eyes have come ‘ if I come with my eyes coming then your eyes will come & you will not come as then Still if you come with your coming eyes all eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming
yours Sincerely
Mr . Dagadu Kambli.


Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
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Ⓜ Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.
If he goes out, then he’s careless
If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy
If he scolds children, then he’s a monster
If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy
If he doesn’t stops wife from workin, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings
If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy
If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
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Wednesday 15 October 2014

best jokes

Pati :- darling kya tum mere
sath zym jana pasand karogi ?
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Patni :- tum kehna kya chahte
ho mai moti hogayi ?
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Pati :- ok , pasand nahi to mat
chalo.
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Patni :- kehna kya chahte ho
mai lezy hu .
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Pati :- uff gussa kuy ho rahi ho
janu
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Patni :- tumhara matlb hai ki
mai hamesa jhagarti hu
.
Pati :- maine aisa to nahi bola
babu
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Patni :- achcha to mai jhuti hu
.
Pati :- ok. Baba mat chalo,
Mai akela chale jata hu
.
Patni :- ruko ruko, akele kuy
jana chahte ho ?

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एक फौजी ट्रक में कुछ सैनिक और मेजर साहब
बैठे थे। सरदारजी ट्रक चला रहे थे।
कुछ दूर पर डीजल खत्म हो गया।
सरदारजी ड्राइवर ने कहा ।
सर धक्का लगाना पड़ेगा।
10-12 किलोमीटर तक बेचारे मेजर साहब और
जवानों ने धक्का लगाकर डीजल पम्प तक ट्रक
पहुंचाया। बेचारे कुछ जवान तो गर्मी में
बेहोश ही हो गये।
डीजल भरवाने के बाद मेजर साहब ने
कहा सरदारजी पीछे पड़े ड्रम में भी डीजल
भरवा लीजिये।
सरदारजी ने कहा साहब वो तो फुल भरा है ।
इमरजेंसी के लिए रखा है।
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