Thursday 4 September 2014

Best One Liners

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.

For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it.

It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and
refuse to tell you where they’re going.

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