Showing posts with label Birthday SMS. Show all posts
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Best Jokes
न जाहिर हुई तुमसे, न बयान हुई हमसे।
बस
सुलझी हुई आँखो मेँ, उलझी रही मोहब्बत॥
मेरे अलावा किसी और को अपना
महबूब बना कर देख ले....
तेरी हर धड़कन कहेगी उसकी
वफ़ा मेँ कुछ और बात थी....!!
बस
सुलझी हुई आँखो मेँ, उलझी रही मोहब्बत॥
मेरे अलावा किसी और को अपना
महबूब बना कर देख ले....
तेरी हर धड़कन कहेगी उसकी
वफ़ा मेँ कुछ और बात थी....!!
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Wednesday, 19 November 2014
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Monday, 17 November 2014
Saturday, 15 November 2014
Akbar Birbal Jokes
Ghor Kalyug
Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar – Birbal !
Teacher died
But Only
Akbar – Birbal !
Teacher died
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Thursday, 16 October 2014
Best Patiala Jokes
Ⓜ Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.
If he goes out, then he’s careless
If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy
If he scolds children, then he’s a monster
If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy
If he doesn’t stops wife from workin, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings
If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy
If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
HAPPY MEN’S DAY” Which never comes..http://www.patialajokes.com/
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Wednesday, 15 October 2014
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