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Best Jokes

Husband: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right. 

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Comedy Jokes

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana 

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Comedy Jokes

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने Collage के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
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” 50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
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लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत
बुरा लगा उन्होंने collage में हंगामा खड़ा कर
दिया ..!!
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कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस
को निकलवाया
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और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
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“50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं “..
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तब जाकर लड़कियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..

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Funny Jokes

क्या सुनाऊँ अपने सब्र की कहानी;

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.समुद्र का रखवाला था और 

सारी उम्रप्यासा रहा।

गंगा राम(गर्ल्स हॉस्टल का चौकीदार)

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Best Jokes

न जाहिर हुई तुमसे, न बयान हुई हमसे।
बस
सुलझी हुई आँखो मेँ, उलझी रही मोहब्बत॥

मेरे अलावा किसी और को अपना
महबूब बना कर देख ले....
तेरी हर धड़कन कहेगी उसकी
वफ़ा मेँ कुछ और बात थी....!!

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Funny Jokes

लेडी : प्लीज मेरे पति को अंदर बुला 
लीजिये
डॉक्टर : घबराओ नहीं मै एक शरीफ
आदमी हु.....
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लेडी : आप समझे नहीं बाहर आपकी नर्श अकेली है 
इस लिये मै कह रही हूँ . 

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Hindi Jokes

1970 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee! 
Wife: Abhi laee ji
1980 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee! 
Wife: Abhi laee
1990 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee! 
Wife : Laa rahi hu
2000 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee! 
Wife: Banake pee le
2014 ladies---
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee! 
Wife: Kya poochha? 
Husb: Maine poochha, ek cup coffee bana du?....

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Funny Jokes

Ladka: I LOVE U..

Ladki ne zor se thappad maara..

aur boli… Kya Kaha tumne???

Ladke ne bhi ghumakr zordaar chanta maara aur kaha..

. Pagal jab suna hi nhi tha to maara kyu???

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ko mughalo ne pakad liya,
aur use akbar ke pass le gae…

Akbar: Isko bandi bana diya jaee….

Santa: nahi nahi jahan panah!!!!reham!! Mujhe banda hi rehne do

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Whatsapp Status

अगर जींदगी मे कुछ पाना हो तो,,,
तरीके बदलो….., ईरादे नही..

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Funny Jokes

Kisi ne mjhse pucha...
shadi se pehle kya karte the..??

Meine kaha...
Jo Mera Mann Karta Tha....
:-D:-D

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Best Jokes

Chal diye woh hamko bhulakar.
Bhari mehfil me hamko rulakar.
Ab to aur nikhar gaye hai woh.
Kajal jo lagaya hai mere dil ko jalakar.." 

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Best Jokes

Boy: I LOVE YOU…
Girl: Agar m bi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge???
Boy: Khushi se mar hi jaunga…
Girl: Jaa paglay nahi kehti Jee le Apni Zindagi…

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Whatsapp Status

Its called FLIRTING wen u r in a RELATIONSHIP….
But It is called being FRIENDLY wen u r SINGLE…

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Haryanvi Jokes

Budha:beta meri dur ki najar kamjor ho gi,
chasma lagana padega.
Appu:babu oo ke chimke hai?
Budha:suraj.
Appu:or kitni dur dekhega babu.

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Best Patiala Jokes

Ⓜ Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.

If he goes out, then he’s careless

If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy

If he scolds children, then he’s a monster

If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy

If he doesn’t stops wife from workin, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings

If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy

If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!

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