Showing posts with label latest jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label latest jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Best Jokes

Joke

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: Well..we'd fill a bathtub  with water & then give 

a  teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient 
& ask them to empty the bathtub .

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use 
the bucket coz its bigger.

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Please go to bed No.39. We will start further 
investigations on you!"
You also thought of the bucket, didn't you?? 
Please go to bed No. 40 ! 

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Saturday, 27 December 2014

hindi jokes sms

5 NICE * LITTLESTORIES *
-----------------:-:-:-:-:----

{ 1 }
ONCE, 
All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all
the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's
FAITH
---------:-:-:---------

{ 2 }
WHEN
You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.


That's
TRUST
---------:-:-:---------

{ 3 }
EVERY
Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next
Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.


That's
HOPE
---------:-:-:---------

{ 4 }
WE
Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. 


That's
CONFIDENCE
---------:-:-:---------

{ 5 }
WE
See the world suffering.
But still we get Married.


That's 
Over
CONFIDENCE
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Thursday, 4 December 2014

Politics Jokes

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg

Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ??

Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!


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Best Jokes

Husband: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right. 

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Comedy Jokes

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..

Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana 


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Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Santa Banta Jokes

पप्पू की पत्नी ने सुबह उठते
ही अपने पति को पंखे से रस्सी बांधते
देखा, तो घबराकर पूछा, "यह आप क्या कर
रहे हो जी...?"
.
पप्पू ने दुखी स्वर में कहा, "मैं तेरी रोज़-
रोज़ की नए कपड़े दिलाने
की फरमाइशों से तंग आ गया हूं, इसलिए
खुदकुशी करने जा रहा हूं..."
पत्नी ने दहाड़ें मार-मारकर रोना शुरू कर
दिया, और बोली, "एक सफेद सूट
तो दिलवा दो, वरना तेरहवीं पर
क्या पहनूंगी...?"

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Monday, 24 November 2014

Funny Jokes

सर्दी के लिए खास टिप्स-
सुबह-सुबह सोकर उठो
तो किसी पर एक लोटा
ठंडा पानी डाल दो,
उसके बाद वो उठकर
आपको ऐसा गरम करेगा
कि पूरे दिन भर ठंढ
नहीं लगेगी
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Friday, 21 November 2014

Funny Jokes

Hindi Jokes

Dard Shayari