Showing posts with label Friendship SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friendship SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, 4 December 2014

Politics Jokes

When Modi meet Mark zuckerberg

Zuckerberg : what can I do for betterment of indian people ??

Modi : Tu pehle woh candy crush bandh kar ..!!


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Best Jokes

Husband: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right. 

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Tuesday, 25 November 2014

Comedy Jokes

जवानी उम्र ही ऐसी होती है...
मौहल्ले
की किसी भी लड़की की शादी हो जाए
तो लगता है..
मेरे साथ धोखा हो गया !!

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Saturday, 15 November 2014

Whatsapp Status

Its called FLIRTING wen u r in a RELATIONSHIP….
But It is called being FRIENDLY wen u r SINGLE…
Wink

                                                                        
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Thursday, 16 October 2014

Best Patiala Jokes

Ⓜ Who is a MAN
A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.
If he goes out, then he’s careless
If he stays at home, then he’s a lazy
If he scolds children, then he’s a monster
If he doesn’t scold, then he’s a irresponsible guy If he stops wife from working, then he’s an insecure guy
If he doesn’t stops wife from workin, then he’s somebody who lives on wife’s earnings
If he listens to mom, then he’s mama’s boy
If he listens to wife, he’s wife’s slave
Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth!!
HAPPY MEN’S DAY” Which never comes..http://www.patialajokes.com/
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