प्यार पागल बनाता है!
दारू मूड फ्रेश करती है!प्यार में नींद नही आती है!
दारू पीकर नींद अच्छी आती है!
दारू मूड फ्रेश करती है!प्यार में नींद नही आती है!
दारू पीकर नींद अच्छी आती है!
प्यार एक मुलाकात के 2000/- रुपये!
दारू एक बोतल के 350/- रुपये!
दारू एक बोतल के 350/- रुपये!
प्यार में सबकी सुनो!
दारू पी कर सबको सुनाओ!
दारू पी कर सबको सुनाओ!
पियो सिर उठा के!
जियो लडखडाके!
जियो लडखडाके!
फैसला आपके हाथ में है!
- शराबी एकता संघ द्वारा शराबीहित मे जारी! http://www.patialajokes.com/category/bar-jokes-sms-messages/
- शराबी एकता संघ द्वारा शराबीहित मे जारी! http://www.patialajokes.com/category/bar-jokes-sms-messages/
Woman came to a doctor beaten black & blue said – Every time My Husband comes home drunk, He beats Me..
Doctor -I’ve a good remedy for that, Whenever he comes home drunk, just take a glass of Mouthwash & start Gargling till he goes to sleep..
Two weeks later she came back looking reborn & fresh & said – Wat a brilliant idea, whenever he comes home drunk, I just Gargle & He never beats Me..!
Doctor – You see ! How Keeping Ur MOUTH SHUT, Helps…!! =)) http://www.patialajokes.com/category/bar-jokes-sms-messages/
Horse Bet
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see’s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
COST $5
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.
The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see’s the horse and the jar, this time it says: You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks “How did you do that?”
The guy says “The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!”
COST $5
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.
The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see’s the horse and the jar, this time it says: You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks “How did you do that?”
The guy says “The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!”
