Q: How do you keep a blond in suspense?
A: Will tell you the answer tomorrow.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?
A: Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.
Q: So there’s a smart blonde, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Claus surrounding a dollar bill.
Who picks it up?
A: Nobody, none of them exist!!!
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
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