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Alia Bhatt goes to a store to buy curtains.

Alia to salesman, 
I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
Salesman shows several patterns and finally 
she selects a lovely 
pink floral print.
Salesman asks what 
size curtains she needs.
Alia promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Alia says,
'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
Surprised salesman replies,
'But Miss, computers
do not need curtains!'
Alia : 'Hellllooooooooo ...mine has Windoooooows.